From the Performance Anxiety Dept.: A helpful resource for those who are tired of always saying, "Oh yes, baby, right THERE!" From that most notoriously repressive era, the Victorian Sex Cry Generator. Although I must admit, if I were actually to say any of the things it generated for me, I'd break out in a serious case of giggles. It reminded me of the "womb manipulation" scene from The Road to Wellville. [via DaveZilla]